Escrima Test

There was a photo of the testing class for our recent first-ever escrima rankings, placed on the dojo’s Web site, which I am reproducing here.  I am, obviously, the one wearing the green belt.  The tall one in the center is Sensei Chris, the escrima instructor and one of the Uechi black belts.

escrima

Duane’s Conversation

My friend Duane blogged today about conversations.  Instead of summarizing his argument, I’ll merely link to it.  Read it before reading on, please.

No, really.  READ IT.

OK, good.  Let’s continue.

I recall, late last fall, visiting an elderly gentleman in the hospital.  I was making my normal pastoral-care rounds, and stopped by his room to provide him with Communion and perhaps some spiritual counseling.  The gentleman’s condition wasn’t life-threatening, and he was looking forward to his discharge a day or two hence.

Normally, these visits are routine affairs; you stop in for a moment, and then you go.  Every now and then, a visit extends for upwards of an hour — usually because the patient has needs that require addressing.

This fellow took about 45 minutes of my time.  I think, fundamentally, he was just lonely.  As I recall, he was well into his 80s, and his remaining family was out of the state.  He didn’t have many people to talk to, so whenever someone would listen, he’d tell his story.

And tell stories, he did.  Fascinating ones.  He was a veteran of WW2, Korea, and Vietnam — first in the Army Air Corps/USAF, and then in the U.S. Navy, mostly as a pilot.  He grew up in Grand Rapids and came of age during the Great Depression; he told us how his family would grow cucumbers, pickle them, and sell the pickles for pennies a jar to immigrant families along the city’s southern industrial belt.  The amusing anecdotes of living in an apartment building with several other families — the building had a single, shared washroom — were priceless.  He told me about his mother driving the family’s first car into the living room because she forgot how to work the clutch, and how difficult it was in a social sense to adjust to life with indoor plumbing, electricity, telephones, and even television.

Some of the stories were sad.  His father, who had been severely wounded in combat during the Great War, lost a son; the boy saw his father take pills (for his wounds) and decided to do what daddy did.  And my gentle storyteller’s own son had a birth defect that required serious and constant attention before the boy eventually died.

Most interesting from his stories was the perspective that came through.  A cynic might call it fatalism, but I think it is more a generational understanding — perhaps lost in our own day — that people are fundamentally responsible for themselves.  Not a lot of self-pity, and a warm embrace of the fond times without going insane about the bad, but certainly a strong sense of personal responsibility.

As I read Duane’s post, it occurred to me that one of the joys of listening to my old patient was that I didn’t need to reply.  I didn’t have to answer or rebut or even trade a story of my own.  I could focus solely on listening, and I enjoyed that.

Duane is right that we (myself included) tend to listen only insofar as to cue up the next thing to spew from betwixt our lips.  He’s also right that this presents a barrier to meaningful two-way conversation.

But I wonder:  Is part of the problem that we no longer feel a need to listen without speaking?  Is storytelling — in the wizened chief enthralling the tribe by the campfire vein — vanishing from our cultural landscape?

Perhaps we’d all do a bit better if, every now and then, we sat down with our elders and focused only on their stories.  Even if it’s at McDonalds.

Duane's Conversation

My friend Duane blogged today about conversations.  Instead of summarizing his argument, I’ll merely link to it.  Read it before reading on, please.

No, really.  READ IT.

OK, good.  Let’s continue.

I recall, late last fall, visiting an elderly gentleman in the hospital.  I was making my normal pastoral-care rounds, and stopped by his room to provide him with Communion and perhaps some spiritual counseling.  The gentleman’s condition wasn’t life-threatening, and he was looking forward to his discharge a day or two hence.

Normally, these visits are routine affairs; you stop in for a moment, and then you go.  Every now and then, a visit extends for upwards of an hour — usually because the patient has needs that require addressing.

This fellow took about 45 minutes of my time.  I think, fundamentally, he was just lonely.  As I recall, he was well into his 80s, and his remaining family was out of the state.  He didn’t have many people to talk to, so whenever someone would listen, he’d tell his story.

And tell stories, he did.  Fascinating ones.  He was a veteran of WW2, Korea, and Vietnam — first in the Army Air Corps/USAF, and then in the U.S. Navy, mostly as a pilot.  He grew up in Grand Rapids and came of age during the Great Depression; he told us how his family would grow cucumbers, pickle them, and sell the pickles for pennies a jar to immigrant families along the city’s southern industrial belt.  The amusing anecdotes of living in an apartment building with several other families — the building had a single, shared washroom — were priceless.  He told me about his mother driving the family’s first car into the living room because she forgot how to work the clutch, and how difficult it was in a social sense to adjust to life with indoor plumbing, electricity, telephones, and even television.

Some of the stories were sad.  His father, who had been severely wounded in combat during the Great War, lost a son; the boy saw his father take pills (for his wounds) and decided to do what daddy did.  And my gentle storyteller’s own son had a birth defect that required serious and constant attention before the boy eventually died.

Most interesting from his stories was the perspective that came through.  A cynic might call it fatalism, but I think it is more a generational understanding — perhaps lost in our own day — that people are fundamentally responsible for themselves.  Not a lot of self-pity, and a warm embrace of the fond times without going insane about the bad, but certainly a strong sense of personal responsibility.

As I read Duane’s post, it occurred to me that one of the joys of listening to my old patient was that I didn’t need to reply.  I didn’t have to answer or rebut or even trade a story of my own.  I could focus solely on listening, and I enjoyed that.

Duane is right that we (myself included) tend to listen only insofar as to cue up the next thing to spew from betwixt our lips.  He’s also right that this presents a barrier to meaningful two-way conversation.

But I wonder:  Is part of the problem that we no longer feel a need to listen without speaking?  Is storytelling — in the wizened chief enthralling the tribe by the campfire vein — vanishing from our cultural landscape?

Perhaps we’d all do a bit better if, every now and then, we sat down with our elders and focused only on their stories.  Even if it’s at McDonalds.

The Chronicler Makes a Surprise Visit

OK, so it’s been a while.  I’ve been busy — so sue me.  In random order:

  1. Facebook … Last week, my friend Audrey (classmate, 2nd grade through high school) contacted me out of the blue on Facebook.  That was nice; I really hadn’t seen her in a decade. This weekend, though, another grade-school friend, Katie, found me — and after her, Matt and Molly.  Plans may be in the works for a good old Catholic-middle-school class reunion, which would actually be a blast.  I support this endeavor wholeheartedly.
  2. Running phone wire … Nothing says fun like stringing 400 feet of six-strand phone cable through the bowels of a 140-year-old building.  My new office is located in the Sligh Furniture Building, a space previously occupied by a wood-furniture manufacturer, and the space is still (as the landlord says) “rustic.”  My second-floor suite had no phone wiring whatsoever, so after AT&T activated my line at the junction box and then quoted me $1,000 for the wiring install, I said I’d do it myself.  And I did!  I purchased a coil of wire, ran it from my suite to the second-floor fuse box, then down two flights to the basement, followed by a 300-foot run through the basement to the phone box.  I did have some help from the property manager and the occupant of one of the spaces I had to cut through, but the wiring was done by yours truly.  Why Mom still thinks I’m incapable of anything more physical than hiring a tradesman, I shall never know.
  3. BNI … I went to the visitors’ day event for a Lansing/Grand Ledge BNI chapter this morning.  Tony is the chapter president.  I couldn’t help but think I was being indoctrinated into a cult of some sort; I kept expecting Tom Cruise to jump out from behind a curtain.  Luckily, I declined to pay the almost $450 to join on the spot.  Figure I need revenue first.  But still — Grand Ledge at 7 a.m. would make Jason cranky were he not too tired to let his blood pressure elevate.
  4. Hospital … Emotionally, intellectually, professionally — it’s time to move on.
  5. Tony & Emilie … Two consecutive days of drinking.  Ugh.  A few Fridays ago, Tony invited me to Lansing, ostensibly to help him select a Blackberry to replace his phone/PDA.  OK.  Then he takes me out for a nice meal.  OK.  THEN he springs the trap:  Would I mind going back to his place to help him take apart his entertainment center and assemble its replacement?  I didn’t end up leaving until around 3:30 a.m., after engaging in heavy lifting, after engorging on food and wine.  Then, that Saturday, Tony and Emilie came to G.R. to see the office and also to let me buy them $100 of food and alcohol at Macaroni Grill, before Em and I returned to Lansing to have drinks at a downtown bar (mmm … great sake!) with Tony and the girl he was attempting to seduce.  With friends like these, who needs a liver?
  6. Facilities renovation plan … I will acquiesce to the conventional wisdom of my visitors and not invest too much into direct infrastructure improvements to my new office.  But, I *am* sandblasting the horrid green paint off the lovely pale bricks.
  7. Karate … Apparently, I have lost the ability to properly chamber my punches.  Must have happened after I finally mastered the art of watching my rear foot.  Damn you, shoshu kata!  As of testing this month, I am now officially closer to black belt than to white belt, and should test for blue in two months.  Scary how time flies!  It’s not about the promotions, though, it’s about all the fascinating new material coming my way. 
  8. I fought the door, and the door won ...  As I opened the heavy steel door leading into my office on Sunday, I swiped it hard across my big toe.  I was wearing sandals, which quickly became drenched with blood.  A millimeter deeper, and I would have required a dozen or so stitches.  Ouch!
  9. Karaoke songs … After pestering Tony, Emilie, and Rick about which songs should become my signature karaoke songs (I gave them 22 options), I’ve settled on Livin’ on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, Surrender by Cheap Trick, and Rhythm of My Heart by Rod Stewart.  Emilie’s commentary about each proposed song was worth its weight in gold, and made Rick laugh so hard he nearly drooled on himself again.
  10. USGS retirement … Yes, time to do other things for now.  But it was a fun run while it lasted.
  11. Ireland v. Denver … I have to scrub the Ireland trip, I’m afraid.  I’m expected in Denver that same week for the Joint Statistical Meetings — I’m confirmed to present a paper on using SPC to assess performance in front-end revenue-cycle operations in healthcare, in addition to meeting with the executive board of the Quality and Productivity Section.  It makes me sad that I can’t cross the pond yet, but it is what it is.
  12. Meaning of life ... To hone my focus, I’ve drafted a paragraph (and posted it in a conspicuous location) detailing my version of the meaning of life.  To wit:  “Life has whatever meaning we ascribe to it.  I believe that each of us has potential, but few of us exhaust it.  The measure of a man is in his struggle to perfect his potential, not in whether he attains it.  For me, a well-lived life is filled with the joy that comes from learning, loving, and exploring.  I choose to walk the road less traveled, a riskier journey, but one worth pursuing boldly for its reward of rare experiences, diverse relationships, and the chance to develop a deeper wisdom.”
  13. Vision ... Likewise:  “I aspire to be an elderly man who has no regrets — who never demurred the unknown; who fearlessly plumbed the rich depths of inner space; who cultivated enduring connections with people of varying perspectives; who learned and loved and explored until every person is considered a brother and every place a home; who challenged himself and others to wring every last drop of potential locked within.”
  14. Let down … For the purpose of accurately preserving my own memory (this is a family-friendly blog, but it’s also a personal chronicle the serves in lieu of a diary) — Most people have a list of “naughty things” they’d like to try in the privacy of the boudoir.  I had the opportunity to check off all but two of the boxes on my informal, mental list, two weeks ago.  You know what?  The hype wasn’t worth it, really.  Been blah about it ever since.
  15. Drivers … suck.  Especially in the G.R. area.  Does no one understand that when I come up from behind you in my Grand Cherokee with a 20-mph speed differential, that you need to get the hell out of my way?
  16. Diving … Scheduling conflicts, for the third time.  Again, OWD training postponed.  Until mid-May.  Which is cool, because the following week, open-water driving sessions begin again.
  17. Vegas … T-Bone and I will make a return trip in about five weeks.  Woo hoo!  Three nights at the Paris … heavenly.
  18. Chiropractor … As of last week, I’m seeing a chiropractor for persistent (but mild) back discomfort.  Turns out, my cervical area is twisted laterally, and my sacral area is compressed.  Yes, I examined the X-ray films myself; I’m not a radiologist, but I play one on Teh Internets.  Much to the cautious delight of this firm believer in allopathic medicine — I’m experiencing relief.  But WTF, those neck adjustments are scary, like he’s going to twist my head off or something.
  19. Dinner w/Jen … One of our favorite baristas has become something of a social friend; Tony and I are going to have dinner with her (again) in a couple of weeks, to celebrate the end of her semester.  I really like all of my coffee wenches at Kava House.  They make it worth the commute to Gaines Township.
  20. Spring Fling … This coming weekend should be fun.  I will have a night of revelry with the Kalamazoo lesbians on Saturday, followed by a hung-over drive back to G.R. on Sunday to serve as M.C. for the bishop’s Confirmation Mass.  I wonder if there’s a liturgical rule against wearing sunglasses with a cassock and surplice?

More later.  At this rate, much more, much later.  😛

Growing Up Gillikin

He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any other faculty than the ape-like one of imitation. He who chooses his plan for himself, employs all his faculties. He must use observation to see, reasoning and judgment to foresee, activity to gather materials for decision, discrimination to decide, and when he has decided, firmness and self-control to hold to his deliberate decision.  — John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

When did you become a grown-up?

I thought about that question over the weekend. 

As children, our decisions are made for us.  To be sure, we may have some trivial option presented — a blue toothbrush or a red one? — but for the most part, our lives are controlled first by our parents, and then by the collective non-wisdom of our pre-teen peer groups. 

As we age, we individuate; we develop core identities and make decisions on our own.  We learn to establish autonomy through deciding what we accept and reject from our friends, family, and larger culture.  At some point, in mental terms quite unrelated to our biological development, we pass over the threshold of adolescence and take unqualified responsibility for the direction of our own lives.

I think some people never really do cross the emotional and psychological hurdle into adulthood.  They are content to do what everyone else does, and don’t exercise independence of thought on the really big questions in life.  They may delude themselves into thinking that they are unique, but they are as snowflakes in a blizzard — not quite identical in appearance, but comprised of the same basic materials in the same basic order.  The whole lets-get-married-and-have-babies-and-live-in-the-suburbs thing comes to mind.  So does the I’m-too-cowardly-to-achieve-my-potential routine.

Others are so eager to be different that they go to extremes to prove the point.  I think of the teen goth/emo subcultures, for instance, or the thirtysomethings who are covered head-to-toe with ink and metal.  Or, more vexingly, the phenomenon of the urban hipster, so eager to be different that his herd is merely more gaily arrayed than the others.

But life ain’t so simple as just appearing the adult; there is a social component to the maturing process that cannot be overlooked.  It occurred to me that much of who I am as a person has been kept carefully hidden from most people.  Some have greater insight than others, but no one really has the full story, and I suspect that encouraging a fuller understanding might be more trouble than it’s worth.  To some degree, I have stood with a foot in both the adult and the pre-adult worlds, unable (until recently) to decide upon a path leading to the past tense of the "who do you want to be when you grow up" question.

Which is why, as I’m trying to lay the groundwork for a departure from the hospital’s employ, the seriousness of my present condition hits home.  I’m typing this, for example, from my desk — in my office.  The office for which I’ve signed a commercial lease in the Heartside district of Grand Rapids.  The office being served by commercial-grade DSL and multi-line business telephony from AT&T.  The office with my name and corporate logo on the front door.

I’ve built a company; there’s probably only about a week of work left in the "prep" phase before I am comfortable in beginning wide-scale solicitation of new clients.  In the spirit of Project 810, I’ve been actively looking at boats — in fact, there’s a nice little hull for sale in nearby Muskegon that has promise.  I’m cutting the ties that have held me in place for 31 years, and as I’m in the homestretch, it occurred to me:  I’m actually doing this.

Scary.  Really, really, really scary, because with exceptions I can count on my fingers (Stacie and Callista, for sure, and perhaps Rick and Duane and Brian and Emilie) the number of people who get it about my chosen path is small.  And that makes the "social" part of this all the more challenging.

I’ve recently subscribed to about a dozen new magazines, including Outside.  I like this periodical; it captures my outlook perfectly.  As I peruse these monthly bundles of printed delight, I see people younger than I who have accomplished more, done more, lived more than I, and I can’t tell if I’m full of envy or respect.  Yet I’m thrilled to start walking down their path, at long last.

Three years ago, I was a 270-pound tub of solid lard.  My idea of fun was to stay at home, alone, in a less-than-stellar apartment in Kentwood.  I’d have a large pizza and box of chicken strips delivered, then I’d haul out a bag of Doritos and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s.  I’d watch TV for up to eight hours at a stretch, typically sci-fi or military documentaries.  Or play video games.  Or view pornography online.  Or drive around aimlessly, stopping at one fast-food joint after another.  I was content to do my job at the hospital, and enjoy the same ephemeral pleasures over and over and over again, and to trick myself into thinking that I’d somehow magically catch a break "someday."  My life was 100 percent aspiration, 0 percent perspiration.

There was, in a sense, an unbroken line of psychological development from my mid-teens through, oh, age 28 or so.  Although the details changed over a decade and a half, the essentials were relatively fixed.  I was plagued by the perfectly immobilizing mix of arrogance and fear that leads to a higher valuation of the self than one’s objective situation would warrant, but which precludes the ego from reconciling the discrepancy.  I still, in vague ways, considered myself superior, and that one day — a day of my choosing, of course — I’d do or be something different.  Yet my circumstances gave the lie to my self-perception — a lie that I sensed but scrupulously avoided.

Then, something happened.  I’m not sure what the trigger point was, but within a six-week period, everything changed.  I walked away from Western Michigan University, from the Herald and grad school.  I nearly choked to death on a glutton’s breakfast, prompting my first engagement of a physician in a decade.  My brother and his lovely wife brought a perfect baby boy into the world. 

I was a bit slow to appreciate the long-term impact of these three events.  The most noticeable aftereffect was rapid weight loss; I shed 110 pounds in about nine months.  But doing that had other implications, less obvious to others.  My testosterone levels shot through the roof, helping me to realize that I really did have an aggressive, masculine side, and that he was eager to make up for lost time.  I actually started dating, albeit awkwardly at first (and heaven help me, why are all the beautiful women who are attracted to me so damned psychotic?).  I got fit — eight-mile runs became routine, and now I study two martial arts.  I had to come to terms with a host of issues I had previously let fester — my life’s goals, my limitations, my identity as a social and sexual being.

Yet all of those developments still left me half-done.  I had engineered the physical and attitudinal changes, but I was still very much a man without a functioning teleology.

The "other shoe" dropped early last October.  For months, when I went to write at Kava House, I’d update my list of things to do.  The list started to increase in scope, moving from a gotta-do-this-by-Friday thing to a goal-for-next-year thing.  As I reflected more and more on the big things I wanted to do, I realized that these activities were a reflection of a very different personality than the one I used to possess.  I really believe that much of the psychological changes I’ve experienced have been, to some degree, hormonal — and I’m still coming to terms with what it all means.  Sheila and I talked about women who have hysterectomies; they experience a wide array of changes, physical and mental, because of the immediate effective onset of menopause.  I experienced something similar, with the massive flood of testosterone that began with simultaneous radical weight loss and intense aerobic exercise.

Anyway, last October, I worked on the to-do list with an eye toward what I wanted to accomplish after my return from Las Vegas, when I experienced a blinding flash of the obvious:  All the existential angst I felt about my place in the world was a byproduct of having no clear path.  Yet, for the first time, I began to understand just what path I wanted to take.  Hence the birth of the whimsically named Project 810.

Yes, I’ve planned big before, and failed to execute.  This is different.  The fact that I’m sitting in my own 950-square-foot office tells me it’s different.  The fact that I got up this morning at the ass crack of dawn to be in Grand Ledge at 7 a.m. for Tony’s BNI meeting tells me it’s different.  The fact that two weeks ago, I was prepared to drop everything and drive to Massachusetts to pick up a sailboat tells me it’s different.

Only one hurdle left.

Just one.

Will I have the courage to send out my first batch of marketing materials this weekend?

Spring, Where Art Thou?

Time flies when … you’re doing things.  Even when Spring only pretends to arrive.  Update:

  1. The wonderful world of the hospital has been interesting.  After years of working toward an integrated model between the finance and clinical areas of revenue-cycle management, the hospital made several substantial changes to the organizational structure that substantially shifts the game board in my division.  How this will play out over the coming months will be fascinating to watch.
  2. Speaking of the hospital, our ethics committee (of which I am secretary) has been active.  I coordinated a two-day site visit by a clinical bioethicist last week, an experience that was quite useful.  Things are moving, but where they will settle, I cannot yet predict.
  3. In addition to karate, I also study escrima, a very unstructured style of martial arts originating in the Philippines.  The style emphasizes stick fighting, knife fighting and defense, and open-hand disarms and joint/tissue destruction techniques.  Escrima has taught by one of the senior black belts for several years, but it’s only been in the last few months that he’s prepared a formal curriculum and ranking system.  At my dojo, because of the fluidity of the discipline, escrima is a catch-all for a variety of "other" blended martial-arts instruction, including some aikido and freestyle sparring.  Very useful.  Anyway, we had our very first test yesterday, a sorting that allowed us to place in a rank wherever we happened to have some competence.  Only four of us tested, however.  Of the 10 ranks (yellow, green, and brown "belts" with two stripes for each), I placed as a yellow belt with one stripe, meaning I’ve got about two years to go before "black belt" testing (which is merely an outward symbol of having achieved mastery of the techniques most commonly associated with escrima practice worldwide).  Although it’s helpful to have a rough curriculum, I appreciate the unstructured nature of the class and the way it’s taught, and I look forward to continuing to study escrima.
  4. Easter has come and gone.  I ended up quite busy for Holy Week.  For Passion Sunday, I participated in the Gospel proclamation at my parish on Saturday, and then served as the master of ceremonies for the bishop’s televised Mass on Sunday morning.  On Tuesday, I assisted with preparation for the Chrism Mass at the cathedral.  On Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, I did my usual parish master-of-ceremonies work.  Holy Week and Easter are liturgically powerful celebrations, but the take a lot of prep by the people who coordinate them.  I’m happy that the heavy lifting is over.
  5. I’m glad that my little nephew Kyler takes after me, brains-wise.  🙂
  6. Next weekend marks Dr. Jon’s birthday, so in celebration, Tony and I trekked to Southfield for dinner.  Or so we thought.  Since Jon doesn’t "do" birthdays, but he did provide Tony with his new contact lenses, we decided instead that we were celebrating the gift of sight for T-Bone.  Delightfully, Emilie’s parents participated in the festivities — they were a blast.  We had a couple of pizzas delivered and consumed alcohol at a copious rate.  Good times.  And the best news — the newlyweds appear thrilled at the plan Tony and I concocted, to fly them to Las Vegas in September for their anniversary and do a one-year renewal of vows in a little white wedding chapel.
  7. The new business is going well.  I seem to perhaps, maybe, possibly, have a new client in the modeling industry.  Fascinating fellow to work with.
  8. I got a call last week for a reference for Duane.  He is interviewing for a tenure-track faculty position at a small college.  I had the opportunity to briefly catch up with him — he thinks his chances are good.  I hope he gets the job — he deserves it.
  9. I almost bought a boat last week.  There was a 31′ cutter for sale in Massachusetts for the princely sum of $300.  The funny thing is, the boat was one of those "marina seized the title" things, and the vessel itself — apart from easily fixed cosmetic damage to the starboard upper hull — was in perfectly serviceable condition.  I called the marina and was in the process of arranging for a viewing, only to learn that another sales person at the marina had just sold it.  Ugh.  How perfect would it have been to have found a seaworthy vessel at such a price? 
  10. On the subject of boating [810 update!] … the almost-purchase of the aforementioned cutter prompted some additional thinking about my strategy.  My plan has become a bit more refined; instead of buying a boat and sailing into the open ocean, I’m going to purchase a more modest hull first — in the 26-to-34 foot range — and cut my teeth for a year or so on the Great Lakes, perhaps touring Lake Superior for a season.  After that, in the same relatively modest boat, I will do the "circuit" — Lake Michigan to the Illinois River, to the Mighty Mississippi, to the Gulf of Mexico.  From the Gulf to Florida and a season in the Caribbean, followed by a return to Lake Michigan via a voyage up the U.S. Atlantic seaboard to the St. Laurence and into the Great Lakes.  This will definitively settle the question of whether I can actually handle a vessel at sea and all of the secondary questions attendant to that issue, while ranking up sea hours in a relatively safe and easy-to-sail environment.  If that works, only then would I search for a larger vessel (of at least 40′) more suited to open-ocean passage making.

All for now.

Tension

Lately, the chief correction I’ve been receiving from my various karate instructors (primarily the Wise and Mighty Shihan, and Sensei Chris) is to "relax."  I’m told that I have waaaay too much tension, and that this is working against me.

In a purely academic sense, I recognize and concede the point.  A person who is tense tends to telegraph his next move — especially when an opponent can read the visuals hidden in subtle shoulder and hip movements, or when he’s skilled in touch-reference reads — and sacrifices speed and power because the tensed muscle has to be released and re-tasked, which takes time and energy.

OK, so I get it.  But I usually can’t feel the tension.

I don’t dispute that it’s there; those who see it are skilled in such things.  What has prompted some reflection, though, is my difficulty in identifying the tension and correcting it.

Before I changed things up a bit in early 2005, I lived such a high-stress life that my expectation of what constituted stress was sharply adjusted upward.  After I left the Herald and grad school, it took me months to be comfortable just coming home from the hospital and not have to do anything.

I thought I had kicked the stress habit.  But perhaps not?

Another thing to work on.

Update, Take 23

Vacation week — I only spent a day and a half in the office.

  1. Met with Tony on Tuesday for marketing work, and did some new-business counseling with Rick on Thursday.  I hope Rick seizes his potential opportunities with gusto, for the future might not be so welcoming.
  2. Rescheduled diving training to mid-April, in Grand Rapids.  Went to the dive shop on Thursday afternoon and purchased the kit.  Spoke to the owner — nice fellow.  Things are looking good.
  3. I’ve been horribly distracted all day.  Not a lot of productivity.

W.I.P.

I am quite pleased with progress this week on my new business venture.  Not only do I have all the legal stuff resolved, but I’ve put together a great Web site and promotional materials.  I’m half-way through prospecting for the "writing for publication" list, and will be preparing a direct-mail package for, at first, local business writing gigs.

Fantasy, Three Feet Distant

So, I was sitting in an undisclosed location yesterday, working on some promotional brochures for Tony’s law practice.  At the table next two me, two drop-dead-gorgeous women were drinking coffee and chatting merrily.

As the pair prepared to leave, they joined hands, leaned over the table, and kissed each other with copious tongue for, oh, a good 30 seconds.  Then they nuzzled for another full minute before putting on their coats and leaving the venue.

Mmmm.